In this time of confusion and chaos as the twitter world is divided between the sides of Minaj and Swift, we lay witness to the most enlightening reaction yet. The words and actions heed from two noble men, brave souls display their bravado in the following posts.
Here we have the awakening of the true instigator to the ongoing conflict in his world of funky outfits and danceable music. We see the infamous Bruno Mars express his shock and disbelief that two of the most praised women of his fealty seem to have found undesirable tension between each other. As he so eloquently narrates, shit has apparently goten real.
In response to the trending feud between Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift on twitter, Bruno Mars sent out a call asking if he himself could get in on this tweeting beef, specifying his preference of doing this getting in with none other than the infamous Ed Sheeran, singer of ballads, capturer of hearts, speaker of the bitter.
Sheeran was quick to reply, answering his challenger with sharp words in a manner swifter than Swift.
The balladeer let that burn simmer for a while, as he quietly stews in witty glory. As time passed, many awaited Mars’ come back. Twitter-ians held their breaths, and some even posted posters, calling others to the end result of this smackdown of mildly epic proportions.
Soon enough, we have it. Mars comes back, announcing his defeat with utter rage and disbelief.
Mars admits being outwitted by the great Sheeran, giving the win of this mini twitter war to the beloved balladeer in true knightly fashion. Of course, the challenger right expresses his utter outrage against the winning gentleman for the jibe on his height (which they share). He lets it be known that he did not simply cry in surrender despite being bested. Only with an anguished ‘How dare u!’, does Mars end things. After that, Sheeran himself displays grace in victory, remaining silent in his virtual celebration. And thus, the twitter world is down one music-industry feud again.