John Oliver on Everything You Won’t Learn in School

Last Week Tonight may have taken a brief hiatus, but that doesn’t mean John Oliver hasn’t been keeping busy. In light of school starting up again, John Oliver and crew made a web exclusive detailing everything you won’t learn when you go back to school. From history to chemistry, Oliver sardonically goes through the core subjects, listing off myriad disappointments students will face: no, you won’t learn how to cook meth in high school, and you’ll be sure to ace any essay if you end it with the words “American dream.” Watch the video in full below, and be sure to catch the next installment of Last Week Tonight when it returns on Sunday, September 13.