October is officially here, which means you need to start thinking about your Halloween costume. Sexy or subtle? Clever or creepy? We've got the answers for you.
1. What is your favorite part of Halloween?
I hate holidays.
Taking all my clothes off.
2. How much effort are you willing to put into your costume?
I don't know, a day or two?
As much as it takes to look cool yet effortless.
However long it takes to look hot.
3. How would you describe your sense of humor?
Fueled by alcohol
Casual but clever
I spend hours crafting the perfect tweets.
Can sexy be a sense of humor?
4. Pick a pumpkin.
5. Finally, what's your favorite Halloween candy?
Hershey's Kisses ;)
Does beer count as candy?
You pride yourself on being super up-to-date on all the trends and latest memes, so it should come as no surprise that the costume for you is the iconic pizza rat. No, you won't be the only one, but you will have drunk people grabbing for your pizza all night, so at least you have that to look forward to.
The Eggplant Emoji
You've given up on costumes, but you don't lack a sense of humor. You're pretty lazy, but you still want to look like you tried, so the eggplant emoji is the perfect costume for you. Just be careful not to get flagged on Instagram.
Your favorite thing about Halloween is the copious amounts of alcohol you're allowed to consume, so it's no surprise that you really just don't have time for costumes. Sure, you'll be "that" guy, but who cares? Because beer.
A Sexy Baby
We know you wanted to be a sexy kitten, but too bad. You're not old enough. If you insist on being sexy, there's no better way of saying "I'm just here because I hate wearing clothes" than wearing a diaper and some lingerie. Don't forget to fill that bottle with a White Russian.