Welcome back to the list of the 10 most inappropriate toys for children. Were you offended, disgusted and confused by part one? Well, good. Here’s part two of the list. Enjoy it!
Number Five: The Lovely Strait Jacket
This is another one of those that is exactly what it sounds like. Its advertisements contain pleasant, smiling children in miniature play strait jackets. It isn’t clear how easy it is to get out of these things, so it’s quite possible that they are more instrument of punishment than a pleasant plaything.
Number Four: The Punisher Shape Shifter
The Punisher Shape Shifter is like a transformer version of the comic book character The Punisher. However, this particular model is able to transform so that his long, hard gun can shoot from his crotch area. Yet another strange decision made by the toy makers of the world.
Number Three: One of the Strangest Toys – Japanese Shaving Baby
This is a baby – sort of in the vein of a cabbage patch doll – except it is naked and has hair in a variety of spots. The hair is there to be trimmed and shaved by the children who get to come across the weird, gross little thing. Who knows, maybe kids love to cut the hair of naked Japanese dolls.
Number Two: Oreo Fun Barbie
This was the unfortunate result of a crossover between Barbie and Oreo. If you’re thinking, oh, I hope that wasn’t a black barbie – well then you thought right. If you’re still lost, then you should know that “oreo” is a derogatory term for a black person who acts white. Either everyone in a position to prevent this terrible crossover idea did not know the connotation, or they simply thought no one would notice. Obviously, we have noticed.
Number One: Baby Wee Wee Doll
Unfortunately, this is yet another that is probably exactly what you think it is. It’s a doll with a functioning penis – well, partly functioning. Luckily its abilities begin and end with urine. That’s all for our list of the 10 most inappropriate children’s toys. Thanks for reading our list of the top 10 most inappropriate children’s toys!