Khloe Kardashian: Top 8 Funniest Interview Quotes

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I don’t know about you, but Khloe Kardashian is by far my favorite member of the infamous Kardashian clan. Unlike her numerous siblings, Khloe always keeps it real and, despite earning millions of dollars a year, always manages to stay relatable. Plus, she’s hilarious. Don’t believe me? Here are the top eight funniest interview quotes from Khloe herself.

Number Eight: Khloe Kardashian On Sister Kim

“You know why she’s the most Googled person? Because she was Googling herself.” Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past her. Thanks for always keeping your sisters in check, Khloe. We appreciate you.

Number Seven: On Period Myths

“I was told that if you slept on your side it would stop your period. I’m not sure why, but I believed that for a really long time.” We’ve all believed some pretty hilarious period myths in our lifetime, but this takes the cake. Thanks for educating us, Dr. Khloe.

Number Six: On Rebranding Boy Briefs

“Droopy balls? Buy briefs, a bra for your balls!” Who knew boy briefs needed rebranding? Khloe did. Seriously, brief distributors should thank her for this priceless tagline that she bestowed on them free of charge.

Number Five: On Her Reaction To Hearing Her Mom’s Footsteps

“I hear the pitter-patter of a dinosaur.” Nothing makes you feel young like your daughter calling you a dinosaur. Hilarious as always, it’s hard not to laugh when you hear the things that cross Khloe’s mind.

Number Four: On Being Anxious To Meet Oprah

“If I sweat on Oprah, I’m gonna just die.” Who wouldn’t be nervous to meet Oprah? I’d be sweating bullets just like my girl Khloe.

Number Three: On Comparing Her Mom To Other Famous Celebs/Characters

“Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. You just need little bolts right here.” So Khloe could maybe be a bit nicer to her Mom, but where’s the fun in that? Even Kris needs a reminder now and then that her sh*t stinks too.

Number Two: On Kim And Reggie Bush Relationship Nostalgia

“Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me. I loved them. You can’t do much better than that.” We’ve all been nostalgic for the good ole days when Kim and Reggie were all anyone talked about. Leave it to Khloe to give them the perfect nickname for us to cry sad, sad reminiscent tears over.

Number One: On Freaking Out

“Sometimes a b*tch snaps.” Hilarious and honest, Khloe Kardashian never shies away from telling it like it is, even when talking about herself. Don’t worry Khlo, we will always love you no matter how many times you snap.

This list should solidify Khloe as your favorite amazonian Kardashian family member. If it does, then you and Kim deserve each other.

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