Kim Kardashian: Top 9 Most Outrageous Quotes

Kim Kardashian is better known for her beautiful appearance (and selfies) than she is for the things that come out of her mouth, for good reason. Here’s a look at the top nine most outrageous quotes Kim Kardashian has actually said.

Number Nine: Kim Kardashian Supporting Her Mom

“I rented my mom a monkey for the week because she had a syndrome where she missed children in the house.” Oh, Kim, you’re clearly the most supportive and caring child in the bunch. If your Mom was struggling, you’d buy her a monkey, right?

Number Eight: On What Happens When She Wears Spanx

“I always pee all over my Spanx. It’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!” Yes, even Kim needs to wear Spanx. How else do you think she smoothes out those curves in her skintight looks?

Number Seven: On What Really Terrifies Her

“Stretchmarks are my biggest fear of life.” Every girl in the world can relate to this. But really? Stretch marks? Not death or, you know, cancer or something?

Number Six: On Being Realistic With Her Purchases

“It wasn’t realistic for me to purchase. It only had a one-car garage.” I wish I had Kim’s problems. Realistic purchases for me are anything under $20.

Number Five: Kim Kardashian On God Keeping Her In Check

“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot but look what I can do to you.’” Kim can always rely on the man upstairs to keep her narcissism in check. God definitely made you gain that weight on purpose. It definitely wasn’t all that food you ate or anything.

Number Four: On What She Would Do If She Was A Man

“If I was a man, I would want to know what it’s like to have sex with myself. I would just want to know what it would feel like hitting it from the back.” Leave it to Kim to be obsessed with herself, even as a man. I’ve got to give it to the girl, though, I think we would all like to know what that feels like.

Number Three: On Sisterly Love

“I’m not buying her a f*cking pair of shoes — I bought her a f*cking career.” Sisters, you love them and you hate them. Looks like Kim is done handing out freebies to her sisters, though. Sorry Kourt, the TV shows will have to suffice.

Number Two: On Her Nude Spread In 2010

“It turned out beautifully, and I love it but I don’t know if I’ll pose nude again…I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.” LOL to Kim claiming her last nude spread was back in 2010. Pretty sure I’ve seen her naked body a dozen times since then, but hey, she looks good, so more power to her.

Number One: On Her Lack Of Tattoos

“Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?!” No Kim, you would most definitely not put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. Good to know which car you identify yourself as, by the way. There you have it. The most insane and outrageous quotes Kim Kardashian has ever said. Now I think you’ll be a bit more grateful most of her posts contain images rather than videos or quotes. Thanks for reading!