Are You a Dog Person or a Cat Person?

Are You a Dog Person or a Cat Person?

Are You a Dog Person or a Cat Person?
This quiz is the end-all, be-all of whether you should adopt a cat or a dog. This quiz isn't about which is the superior animal, but which is the superior animal for you. Find out for yourself.
1. What's your ideal Friday night?
Going out to a bar with friends
Staying in and watching Netflix
Making pizza out of Play-Doh
Hiding under the covers
2. What do you normally snack on?
That pizza I just made out of Play-Doh
Whatever everyone else at the party is having
Artisanal cheese
Who cares?
3. Where are you most productive when you work?
In the stacks of an isolated library
On the toilet
In a crowded coffee shop
I make an active effort not to be productive
4. What's your beverage of choice?
Diet coke
Rat poison
Red wine
My mother's milk
Dog Person
You're totally canine crazy. You need the company of a pet to keep you warm at night, and you appreciate a few wet kisses right before bed. You might not enjoy picking up all that poop, but you love the attention everyone gives you for how cute your pup is.
Cat Person
You're on the coy, devilish side, which is why a cat is the perfect pet for you. You don't need any big brown eyes staring up at you while you're trying to sleep. In fact, you think that's straight up creepy. You'd rather have a small, furry predator lurking under your bed who may or may not shred your ankles to bits when you get out of bed in the morning.
You're either a toddler, a nihilist, or just not interested in the responsibility that comes with taking care of something else that breathes. Yeah, you stay in bed.
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