You know what they say: there's no life like pug life. Even though we're not sure who "they" are, we totally agree. Find out who your inner grumpy pug is with this quick quiz!
1. Can I offer you a snack?
Literally anything, please.
Just don't give me whatever you're having, fatso.
Ugh, I don't care.
Something warm, ASAP!
2. How many hours of sleep do you usually get per night?
I'm too popular to have time to sleep.
As many as I can get.
However many until I'm woken up by the sound of my stomach.
That depends on how warm my blankets are.
3. Go fetch!
Outside? In the cold? Are you kidding?!
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Is there a treat on the other end of this?
4. Where do you want to be right now?
Somewhere reeeeeeally warm.
Wherever, dude. I don't care.
Ibiza, where all the socialites are.
Somewhere with great food, like New Orleans.
5. Lastly, pick a place to do your business.
You're so hungry that you've begun to take it out on everyone around you, and you even let it dictate where you do your business. Maybe have a little treat before you interact with anyone else.
Ugh, you have just about had it. You're so grumpy you've just gone and stopped caring about anything at all. Which isn't the worst thing in the world, but maybe you could use a vacation.
You're too cool to fetch, and you're proud of it. Hey, princess, that's all good and fine, but that judgmental grimace perpetually painted on your face isn't exactly the hottest trend. Take a nap, and maybe consider loosening up a bit.
Perpetually Cold Pug
Is it cold in here? Nope, it's just you. Only you understand the struggle of being forever freezing, but that doesn't make it any more bearable. Grab a blanket or six and keep on trucking, grumpster.